move to nashville to talk to God...

this was sent to me by one of my roommates and is sooo funny:

A man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east
from there. Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and
making notes.

He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall, and was intrigued with
a sign which read, "$10,000 per minute."

Seeking out the pastor, he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor
answered that the golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven, and if
he pays the price, he can talk directly to God.

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way.

As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Salt Lake City, Denver,
Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more such
phones, with the same sign, and the same explanation from each pastor.

Finally, the man arrived in the lovely state of Alabama. Upon entering a
church, behold: he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign
read: "Calls: 25 cents"!

Fascinated, the man asked to speak with the pastor. "Reverend, I have been
in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden
telephone, and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven, and that I
could use it to talk to God. But in 20 other churches, the cost was $10,000
per minute. Your sign says 25 cents per call--Why is that?

The pastor, smiling benignly, replied: "Son, you're in the South now, and
it's a local call."